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Tuesday, August 18th, 2009
11:24 am
I don't think I got the graphic design job working for the oh noez darklys economic fuel competition, but on the plus side all of the secretaries here are pretty pumped about my haircut.

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Sunday, July 5th, 2009
4:26 am - Recommend me horror movies non-ironicly
Examples of horror movies I think are non-ironicly good:
Let the Right One In
Jacob's Ladder
The Stand
Pet Cemetary
The Shining (Miniseries/Movie)
Suicide Club
Silent Hill

Examples of horror movies I think are bad:
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Alien Vs. Predator
Hellraiser 3 and on.
Anything with a giant snake or a shark or something.

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Friday, May 29th, 2009
12:46 pm - Sushi Party?
Hey, I was thinking of doing a sushi party in the not too distant future. Who on LJ is down?

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Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
11:58 pm - What was highschool like?
I've never went through high school, and I usually percieve that as kind of a blessing, because my reigning perspective on high school is "Assholetopulous", wherein the most bitter teachers who are as minimally competent as possible put as little heart manageable into pushing around a trough of drama queens and brahs, when being a brah has as much social approval as feasible and they're able to hulk out into some kind of mildly retarded racist/sexist super-brah.

My english class is pretty much that, and it makes me think "Man, I have had it better than most of the people I know".

Is my perspective accurate, though, considering its mostly cobbled together for asinine secrets and small fragmentory anecdotes of people around me? Worse, better, -different-? Help me expand my knowledge, chief brotagonist.

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Friday, April 17th, 2009
3:08 pm
What up Humboldt? I'm bored and don't have any urgent homework until Tuesday or thereabouts.

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Sunday, March 15th, 2009
6:18 pm - Rubbish Barrage - Pornagrphic Nannerpus edition
Hey, I made a 2d shooter its fun


You throw chickens and hammers at the scrambled egg aliens who hate you. Its basicly what I have to deal with every day.

Nurture my talent now so I feel more into designing pornographic point and click adventures that match your fetish.

(P.S. You can play with 8 players. Someone do that and post pix.)

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Saturday, January 10th, 2009
1:21 am
You have been trapped in an abandoned movie store. You are surrounded by drunks, satanists and an international super clown. Your only way out: Recommend me movies to watch before I go back to school. But if your recomendation prooves dire, than you will be doomed into the plot holes you subjected others to! Only one will live!

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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
11:35 pm
I there's this guy on the bus, blue jeans black leather jacket, looks like a pretty normal 27ish-30 year old, and he's talking a little loud on his cell-phone, in that middle-manager kind of drone (Think Office Space) and I overhear something like this:

"So I figured I'd check out your factory... we should set out some plans to automate it. Get that automated done and you'll be a lot better off... yeah... uhuh... I'll have someone look into it..."

So I figure, huh. Some kind of middle class professional guy. But then he goes on:

".... You have to automate your resource collection drones again? Son of a bitch... Well I should be able to help you... yeah... uh-huh... I also have been working on some weapons... an AR.. 34? I've got a turret... I said I've got a turret. And some vulcan cannons... plus you need a computer for it, I've got just the thing. You ever hear of "The Horror"?... No, that's the one in chicago... its perfect if you need defense against the stalkers... plus I can put together a pre-apocalyptic version... okay... alright I'll have my guy look at automating your drones."

So I know he's partaking in some kind of horrible nerd thing, probably either an ARG or a MMORPG of some kind, but I don't know which game, and its bothering my deeply seated nerd-information gathering impulses, the impulses that tell me I've gone so far to understand what teenagers mean when they say that the technocracy is putting them down, that this missing one trivial bit of nerd-floatsam is like a small piece of glass in my eyelid.

Also, I'm developing a parallel game, about sounding really interesting to people on the bus by talking on your cellphone loudly. Its called "My Camaro is in the shop" Because you start every conversation with "He-ey! Z-Dog!... nahh, my camaro is in the shop!" Adding plausibility to an interesting cell-phone man being on a bus.

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Monday, December 1st, 2008
10:36 pm
I am going to make a super-popular mmorpg combining the best elements of WoW and Second Life.

You can choose to play a maid with a giant penis, an anime angel who also has devil wings, an age-player or a maid with a giant penis who is black.

You wander around the countryside, beating up poorly-crafted models with your unstoppable maid prick, dodging ads as you acrue weird fetishes and acronyms. Or start a new character and wonder around beating up people with your black maid prick! The choice is up to you!

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Friday, November 7th, 2008
6:37 pm
I'm totally the Macguyver of website design.

MS paint + I.E.5 + Microsoft Publisher.

That's like building a rocket ship out of soiled women's underthings.

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Tuesday, October 21st, 2008
2:26 pm - recent game concepts
a urban superhero based castletroid (Side-scrolling adventure game) with a quirky 4-color color scheme. I'd use some of the platforming elements developed for Randomly-Generated-Platform game. I'd also like to implement a system of choosable upgrades, so you can make your dude jump better or move faster or whatever. The main problem is that the source material would strongly imply punching based combat, and its something of a challenge to make a punching based-combat not suck in a platform game.

An AJAX based online game where you and a small group of other people attempt to survive a deserted island scenario for 15 minutes. At the beginning of the game each person can buy items for a set price, but is blind to the other's purchasing decisions. This can be a problem when all that people bring are guns.

Robots are dispensed by a benevolant socialist goverment to teach people how to live their lives right. Eventually the robots become corrupted if you don't maintain them well and they start pulling hilarious deadly pranks. Not exactly sure about what sort of game I'd make out of it, maybe a simplified RTS game or an adventure game with light RTS elements.

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Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
10:36 am

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Monday, August 18th, 2008
1:15 pm

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Friday, July 18th, 2008
3:03 am
Dude, WTF? I thought this film was going to be about me and why I was so serious. I didn't even get a back-story.

Dude, you are not the person to be telling me this. Hey I think Prince is on the oldies station.

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Friday, July 11th, 2008
11:35 pm
If Emulated video games had Xbox-style Achievements, what would they be?

* Played Monster Party ironically

* Level Sailor Venus to level 99 when I could have done something useful with my life.

* Changed the color palette in Contra to make everyone black, and dubbed it "Contra, Back to Africa".

* Named everything "Dickbutt" in dragon warrior 4

* Abused save states to look at naked Smurfette in that colecovision game.

* Played an NES game and was confused why something shot small red balls.

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Sunday, May 25th, 2008
7:30 pm
I'm depressed and bored. I wish I had a computer that brought up a task manager when you pressed Del-Del-Seduce.

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Monday, May 19th, 2008
9:34 pm - Blank white cards
Blank white cards at my house,
7pm Saturday May 24th.
Hope to see Pi, David, Angela, Silas, those things.
Comment for invite.

Taking suggestions for food/drawing implements to supply.

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Saturday, February 16th, 2008
11:31 am - WHAT IS AN MP3
So I want to get a portable music player for listening to music while programming at work. I don't know shit about those things and I figured someone else would.

What I'd like:
* Something that is as portable as possible.
* I'm not a huge stickler for sound quality.
* Something that won't do some retarded-ass DRM thing.
* 4 hours+ of music is preferable.
* Easy connectivity to a PC/USB drive.
* Long Battery life.

What I'd like to spend
* $100-200

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Thursday, January 24th, 2008


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Sunday, January 20th, 2008
9:46 pm
I saw some kid who appeared to be dead in front of hutchins. anyone got the scoop?

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