Monday, October 5th, 2009
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9:33 pm - WHICH MONSTERS ARE IN POKEMON BLUE OR RED?
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So it has come to my attention that some pocket monsters are unavailable in both versions and thus you can't have them both in your party without creating a ruckus. I would like your help in recognizing these sets.
Examples:
Lorenmon and Nigrachu
Diamondril and Philadactyl
Daviditrio and Andysnowbro
Please contribute more examples (They will be screened, If you want to post anonymously that is fine but I will take the note with a small grain of salt if that is the case.), so I don't get more angry phone calls while I am making the world a better place with my hands.
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Thursday, September 24th, 2009
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1:49 am
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Sunday, July 5th, 2009
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4:26 am - Recommend me horror movies non-ironicly
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Examples of horror movies I think are non-ironicly good:
Let the Right One In
Jacob's Ladder
The Stand
Pet Cemetary
Alien
The Shining (Miniseries/Movie)
Suicide Club
Silent Hill
Examples of horror movies I think are bad:
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Alien Vs. Predator
Hellraiser 3 and on.
Anything with a giant snake or a shark or something.
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Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
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4:06 pm - True, false? Discuss
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Friday, May 29th, 2009
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12:46 pm - Sushi Party?
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Thursday, May 28th, 2009
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3:05 am - How not to be a murderer or a rapist.
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If you drank a lot, don't drive.
If a girl has drunk to the point of slurring words and being awestruck by the fact that she's drunk, don't proposition sex to her.
Its not rocket science. Its rockin' science.
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Thursday, May 14th, 2009
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5:27 pm
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Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
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11:58 pm - What was highschool like?
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I've never went through high school, and I usually percieve that as kind of a blessing, because my reigning perspective on high school is "Assholetopulous", wherein the most bitter teachers who are as minimally competent as possible put as little heart manageable into pushing around a trough of drama queens and brahs, when being a brah has as much social approval as feasible and they're able to hulk out into some kind of mildly retarded racist/sexist super-brah.
My english class is pretty much that, and it makes me think "Man, I have had it better than most of the people I know".
Is my perspective accurate, though, considering its mostly cobbled together for asinine secrets and small fragmentory anecdotes of people around me? Worse, better, -different-? Help me expand my knowledge, chief brotagonist.
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Friday, April 17th, 2009
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3:08 pm
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Sunday, March 15th, 2009
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6:18 pm - Rubbish Barrage - Pornagrphic Nannerpus edition
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Tuesday, February 17th, 2009
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1:20 am - Shit was SO cash
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I always disliked Super Smash Brother's coin mode, possibly because it reminded me of the scene in Adrian Lyne's Lolita where she's grubbing around her bed for sex money.
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Saturday, January 10th, 2009
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1:21 am
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You have been trapped in an abandoned movie store. You are surrounded by drunks, satanists and an international super clown. Your only way out: Recommend me movies to watch before I go back to school. But if your recomendation prooves dire, than you will be doomed into the plot holes you subjected others to! Only one will live!
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Sunday, December 21st, 2008
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9:10 am
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Invite people haphazardly to a party ->
Don't get any replies ->
Worried that no one will comes ->
A lot of people call me and tell me my party has 'buzz' and want to know if it will be a crazy sex party with siamesse hookers and spiked chains ->
lol, wonder if it will suddenly become a crazy sex party with siamesse hookers and spiked chains due to group think and the law of attraction ->
Worried too many people will come, plan on looking at anti-anxiety pills ->
Hardly anyone comes, but they are all siamesse hookers with spiked chains fucked up on anti-anxiety pills, who then wail on each other instead of/while kissing ->
Get depressed, possibly because of coming off muscle relaxers and lack of urgent stuff to do since school ended.
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Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008
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11:35 pm
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I there's this guy on the bus, blue jeans black leather jacket, looks like a pretty normal 27ish-30 year old, and he's talking a little loud on his cell-phone, in that middle-manager kind of drone (Think Office Space) and I overhear something like this:
"So I figured I'd check out your factory... we should set out some plans to automate it. Get that automated done and you'll be a lot better off... yeah... uhuh... I'll have someone look into it..."
So I figure, huh. Some kind of middle class professional guy. But then he goes on:
".... You have to automate your resource collection drones again? Son of a bitch... Well I should be able to help you... yeah... uh-huh... I also have been working on some weapons... an AR.. 34? I've got a turret... I said I've got a turret. And some vulcan cannons... plus you need a computer for it, I've got just the thing. You ever hear of "The Horror"?... No, that's the one in chicago... its perfect if you need defense against the stalkers... plus I can put together a pre-apocalyptic version... okay... alright I'll have my guy look at automating your drones."
So I know he's partaking in some kind of horrible nerd thing, probably either an ARG or a MMORPG of some kind, but I don't know which game, and its bothering my deeply seated nerd-information gathering impulses, the impulses that tell me I've gone so far to understand what teenagers mean when they say that the technocracy is putting them down, that this missing one trivial bit of nerd-floatsam is like a small piece of glass in my eyelid.
Also, I'm developing a parallel game, about sounding really interesting to people on the bus by talking on your cellphone loudly. Its called "My Camaro is in the shop" Because you start every conversation with "He-ey! Z-Dog!... nahh, my camaro is in the shop!" Adding plausibility to an interesting cell-phone man being on a bus.
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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
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3:41 pm - HOW NOT TO GO TO PRISON
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It feels pretty kickin' to tell the old lady at the job center that I'm more eligible for goverment handouts because I have never been arrested. I would describe it as fairly bitchin'. I would like to continue to be in this state besides a history of impulsive and hilarious behavior. And thus I will impart your help on building my guide for not being arrested:
1. Don't speed above 40mph.
2. Don't drive swirvey drunk while smuggling drugs.
3. Don't engage in lewd behavior with a minor related to local law enforcement.
4. If you kill hookers and bury them behind your house, don't buy a curious dog :o)
5. Don't tag a billboard while drunk to the point of not noticing cop cars. In fact, don't tag at all, it is a poor version of the high art of water colors >:(
6. Don't run into abortion clinics screaming, and weilding explosives. Atlest don't do it twice.
7. Don't engage in lawful expression of free speech in a consequential time and place.
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Monday, December 1st, 2008
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10:36 pm
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I am going to make a super-popular mmorpg combining the best elements of WoW and Second Life.
You can choose to play a maid with a giant penis, an anime angel who also has devil wings, an age-player or a maid with a giant penis who is black.
You wander around the countryside, beating up poorly-crafted models with your unstoppable maid prick, dodging ads as you acrue weird fetishes and acronyms. Or start a new character and wonder around beating up people with your black maid prick! The choice is up to you!
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Friday, November 7th, 2008
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6:37 pm
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I'm totally the Macguyver of website design.
MS paint + I.E.5 + Microsoft Publisher.
That's like building a rocket ship out of soiled women's underthings.
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Tuesday, October 21st, 2008
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2:26 pm - recent game concepts
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Sunday, September 21st, 2008
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2:34 pm
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So I didn't attend the latest MYSTERIOUS EVENT OF MYSTERY, but it nonethless changed my life. Compared to friday, I have 1 less clipboard and like 8 less Taquitos, but I am a whip, 14 car keys, and 2 tubs of fetish clothing richer.
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Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
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10:36 am
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sirogit's journal
a urban superhero based castletroid (Side-scrolling adventure game) with a quirky 4-color color scheme. I'd use some of the platforming elements developed for Randomly-Generated-Platform game. I'd also like to implement a system of choosable upgrades, so you can make your dude jump better or move faster or whatever. The main problem is that the source material would strongly imply punching based combat, and its something of a challenge to make a punching based-combat not suck in a platform game.
An AJAX based online game where you and a small group of other people attempt to survive a deserted island scenario for 15 minutes. At the beginning of the game each person can buy items for a set price, but is blind to the other's purchasing decisions. This can be a problem when all that people bring are guns.
Robots are dispensed by a benevolant socialist goverment to teach people how to live their lives right. Eventually the robots become corrupted if you don't maintain them well and they start pulling hilarious deadly pranks. Not exactly sure about what sort of game I'd make out of it, maybe a simplified RTS game or an adventure game with light RTS elements.